every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON
SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG
STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME
I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘
Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.
ITS LIL PAWS HAVE FACES ON THEM
SHE’S NOT MY MOTHER I POST WHAT I WANT THOR OTHER ASSORTED LOKI COMPLAINTS
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.
what a weird worm
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
We have reached Peak Libertarian.